Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
there was a trapeze. enough said
Farmville is her only friend.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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