Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
These tits shall not be calmed
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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