So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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