I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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