I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
This baby is an asshole
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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