No stitches, just platelets and will power
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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