Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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