Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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