also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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