Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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