Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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