quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just had sex bonerless
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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