so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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