Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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