I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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