I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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