take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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