just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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