so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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