Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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