I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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