office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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