Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
