I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
as a side note pls kill me
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
