Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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