Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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