i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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