I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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