I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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