it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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