i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
