when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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