dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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