How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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