I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Terrible idea I love it
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
