i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
