2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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