Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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