so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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