Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
