..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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