Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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