Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
