i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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