nut hugger
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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