So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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