I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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