he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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