just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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