You can't special order awesome
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
